President:
Euan Coutts
Contact:
Email Euan
Brief Information:
Over time we have gotten to know Euan, but still can't decide if he is the most unfortunate guy we have ever met or the flukiest bastard alive! He repeatedly comes close to death, and has slept in many a gutter. Nobody knows how the thieving b*stard manages to get so drunk and still find himself ending a night with more money than he left with! Euan's a daft lad, the sort that will push his broken down car around the city centre of Glasgow so he could call the RAC from a pub, he’s also no longer welcome at the Glasgow Hilton! But we'll let him explain that to you as one of his many stories. Good effort lad, worthy of our president!

Treasurer:
Laura Deans
Contact:
Email Laura
Brief Information:
From a 'busy' first year, where our beloved Laura managed to gain a wee bit of a reputation, and pick up 'tart of the year', she has excelled herself. She has climbed her way up to vice president. Euan had better watch out, this meanly organized girl with a rubber duck fetish, may well be after his position. She strikes terror into the hearts of us all, and reportedly even managed to organize a drunken rabble of students to be packed and ready to go, before the pubs had even opened! Watch out people, we may actually get something done this year.

Social Sec:
Jen Neeson
Contact:
Email Jen
Brief Information:
We're too scared to say anything mean about Jen. She's a bold and beautiful gal, full of ideas and enthusiasm, thats more than capable of having us in a fight. Always up for a night out, she'll still be the last one on the dance floor at the end of the night. This girl as the social convener? Oh dear God.

Trip Sec:
Dave Martin
Contact:
Email Dave
Brief Information:
This year Dave's in charge of knowing where to go and when to go there. He's got his eye on some very ambitious ventures. When Laura lets him off the leash he can be found next to a large waterfall, in his fetching gimp suit. Apparently he wants to paddle Inverlair falls on 6 pipes.

Comp Sec:
Alex Bowie
Contact:
Email Alex
Brief Information:
If this guy is as enthusiastic about everything as he is about polo, then God forbid he ever gets a girlfriend... there are rules against stalking you know. Alex is so young, but this year he is old enough to get into the pub, we have hope for the lad. If anyone finds him can you let us know? We last saw him, making an idiot of himself in a chip shop.

Safety/Coaching Sec:
Dom Rooney
Contact:
Email Dom
Brief Information:
Shocker, Dom gets safety convener for the 24th time in a row. He's the sergeant, and won't let anyone on the river, without a helmet, throwline and hangover. If you meet him, you may think he is quiet... Then stand back and watch as the man destroys the place in an over excited rendition of Mustang Sally. Men, lock up your women...

Web Geek:
Niall Campbell
Contact:
Email Niall
Brief Information:
Hairy, a geek, good on computers, very good at breaking things. Niall can also drive, and will let you stop for a cup of tea and bacon roll at the green welly shop, which makes him all right in my book. Niall's quite old really, he has graduated and just won't piss off, he has become part of the furniture and we don't think he's ever going to leave. That's about it for Niall, except to say that he drives a Vauxhall Corsa, and can often be seen Curb crawling along outside schools.